Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Feeling the heat

It is 50 degrees outside and raining sideways...the air conditioning system is on at work and one would think that I would be cold...but I am not. I, in fact, am sweating bullets.

I was prepared for pregnancy to make me hot. My husband calls me the radiator these days because I just emanate heat. I am finding myself ill prepared for the sweat.

My deodorant just doesn't seem to be working any more...I mean, I smell powder fresh, but I am sweating right through my clothes. That same deodorant is the deodorant that kept me pit-stain free while working at Disney in 90+ degree heat wearing all black clothing under a glorified fur rug AND during my wedding when I danced my ass off in a huge honkin' dress. So what the HECK is going on that all I am doing is just sitting at my desk wiggling my fingers over a keyboard and I am sweating buckets?

Oh, right...I'm preggers.

Word on the street is that this is what menopause is like too. Yay.
Dreamed up by Coasting Anon at 10:44 AM
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3 comments:

  1. If there's one thing I can't wait for, it's feeling hot. I'm usually freezing! That said, what is this magical deodorant you speak of? Do tell?
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  2. Haha, too funny!

    I too would love the name of your deodorant as well!

    Abby
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  3. Oh how I wish I could tell you it was something magical...but alas, it was regular old Secret invisible solid...you know, the kind that clicks up twice and mushes the deodorant out the holes in the top?

    I have noticed that it is harder and harder to find that kind in the store...enough so that I stocked up on about 10 of them the last time I shopped, so I haven't bought it in a while...maybe they changed their formula and that's why it doesn't work for me anymore...or maybe I'm preggers...yeah, that could be it.
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